Lost My Wallet

Lost my wallet. Look around.
On the sidewalk, on the ground.
In the pockets of my coats.
In the toilet. Hope it floats.
How could I ever be this dumb?
In the drawer, slammed my thumb
In the bedroom 'neath the bed.
In the closet. Seeing red.
Wrack my brain, thinking fast.
Where do I know I had it last?
Check the car. Where are my keys?
Don't be with my wallet. Please.

Dedicate to Stella Osborne who has the sweetest smile and always requests this.